PUKE STORIES - the vom bomb

[Ragequit]

welcome to the puke story thread
go wild

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     So one day in third grade I ate these bbq chicken nuggets lunchables. I would soon come to regret this.
Ten minutes after consumption I felt a stabbing pain in my left side. I told one of the teacher's aids and she let me go to the bench outside of the principal's office while he finished his lunch. I've waited about five minutes when the pain intensifies. I knew what I had to do.
     I started walking cautiously and slowly, because in my condition, I couldn't walk faster than a turtle without feeling the cold embrace of death. The walk turned into a limp, then almost a crawl. I'd made it to one of the stall doors. Open the door. Puke on the floor. Everywhere looks like the goddamn floor.
     I launched projectile vomit all over the loving stall. I was sent home that day. That day is behind me, but it haunts me every time I close my eyes. Every time I dream. Every time I realize that it could happen again.

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[The GI of MA]

forget YES
lets get cracking:
so one day i was going to my friends house and got a little hungry
i asked my mom if we could go to cumberlands to grab a snack
she said yes and i got a fanta and a pretzel
later on, about 30 min before i had to go home my stomach started hurting
i had a bit of diarrhea but was fine
as we were driving home my throat started hurting, which usually means im getting nauseous
when we got home, i was pooping again when i just threw up out of the blue
didnt go to school for a week cuz i kept throwing up
never touched a pretzel again

[Kochieboy]

Oh lawdy, my dad told me about his experiences from parties he went to when he was young.

Him and a bunch of friends got pretty drunk one time at a party. One of his friends had to go to the bathroom to take a stuff, so he did. He didn't come out for a while and they found him almost passed out in his own stuff and vomit. What happened was that when he tried to take a stuff, he had to puke. So he would huddle over to puke, but instead he took a stuff on the floor. He turns around to take a stuff and instead vomits on the floor. This keeps repeating until he eventually stopped.

My dad nearly pisses himself from laughter every time he tells this story, because he can just imagine what happened.

[Freek]

Once i was really sick and I decided to eat a chocolate fudge poptart. A couple minutes later, I laid down on the floor and immediately skyrocketed puke out of my mouth and nose and it hurt

the end

[WaterOre]

I once threw up six times after accidentally mutilating my hand on a broken lightbulb

[The GI of MA]

Once i was really sick and I decided to eat a chocolate fudge poptart. A couple minutes later, I laid down on the floor and immediately skyrocketed puke out of my mouth and nose and it hurt

the end

how the hell do you throw up out your nose

[WaterOre]

how the hell do you throw up out your nose

it's all connected in the back of your throat

[lightbox]

One time I had the stuffs and I felt it coming so I went to the bathroom. After about a half hour of butt squirts I turned to flush the toilet. Seeing that made me projectile vomit into the can. This happened 3 times that day until I finally smartened up enough to not inhale and to not look in the toilet.

[The GI of MA]

it's all connected in the back of your throat

ah ok that makes sense

got another story:
when i was 11 or something i ate the school pizza
it was meh
after lunch was health
suprise it was a puberty lesson
it was gross and got a bit sick
threw up on my desk
forgetin everywhere
rip lego t-shirt
2010-2013

[Epicduke]

one time i vomited on the floor but my dad still sent me to school then i vomited again while waiting for school to start so then i went home sick

thats about it

[Maxwell.]

I vomitted about 10 times in one day
I've vomitted twice in school in the past year

[SomeGuyFromTennesse]

I was in class and somebody farted and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. I was sent outside to calm down and 30 seconds later, I spill my morning breakfast.

[Brickitect]

i barfed

[Maxwell.]

i barfed

bullstuff

[The GI of MA]

bullpuke

ftfy