Think why your vision is jpeged
What? You're not exactly sure what a jaypeg is.
Your vision is fine.
Eat the pizza, then use its magical properties to supercharge yourself, and go investigate with your bat and revolver ready to go with guaranteed crits!
Nothing happens. You do feel a bit tingly, though. As if the world around you got a bit looser. Maybe you should talk to
the spy upstairs, he knows things about this kind of stuff.
Eat Diamondback and equip Pizza
You're not sure what you're talking about in terms of a diamondback, but you reach for the nearest gun you can find.
Okay, you're not so sure if this is a good idea. This lugermorph is the size of your head! You just equipt it instead.
Author's Note: Sorry about the lighting in that last panel. The pose was kind of awkward, considering the gun was the length of half his arm. It's huge. Anyways, I'm going to let the requests flow in for a bit, and then pick ones that advance the plot and aren't hell to pose. Try to talk to that spy, I've got an interesting mechanic in the works :)
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