describe your love life tf2 quotes

[TheEpicRobot]

"I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy."

[Ad Bot]

[Machaty]

So beating young men that you paid to have love with you is how you get off?

[Ipquarx]

So beating young men that you paid to have love with you is how you get off?

either that or that's his mistress talking

[Sheepocalypse]

"Wanker".

[Zanaran2]

"Zanaran2 is DOMINATING Your Mom"

[KickFlow]

"The burning you feel? It is shame."

[Flamecannon]

even a simple "nice shot" can take a turn for the worst

[ZombiLoin]

How about a nice mug of my foot up your ass.

[lilpappaknox]

"Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"

[ßlöükfáce]

http://youtu.be/2bOzu49KKrE?t=2m27s

[Doughboy]

cry some more

[TrollBoat]

nom nom nom nom

[SetGaming]

Boink.

[ThatRandomGuy]

"Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" - Medic.
"Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?" Good job Medic, this went unnoticed for many years.

[hillkill]

"Heheh, cry some more."