Author Topic: Drunken day ( Gmod story )  (Read 3612 times)

Impale with soviet battering ram.

Shoot at eat the carcass
Shoot the angry furry.
forget furries.
Pleasure doing business as you just told me to forget off.

You shoot her with a shrek cannon after the room clears you eat the loving carcass like a sick forget, not even cooking it!


Continue on with your day.
Head to a school with the rifle...?

Continue on with your day.
Head to a school with the rifle...?
There are no schools around your area but right when you go to continue your day a random ThatRandomGuy has appeared! He shoots you in the head but you get back up because of the booze in you.


Beat him to death with rifle, take rifle to gun shop, buy/steal 500 rounds of ammo, repair rifle

call the police


then turn yourself in

After a major conflict between ThatRandomGuy and yourself, he left in boredom so you go outside to call the cops, they arrive and say you'll turn yourself in but you being the loving sociopath you are you killed them.


well you dumb cunt
take the police car and go to Latvia, home of Potato

well you dumb cunt
take the police car and go to Latvia, home of Potato
Well, instead of Latvia because you have never heard of that place you travel to a small house in the middle of an ocean.

Hold Q and spawn another rifle. Shoot a shark.

Peek into the windows and check for inhabitants. If there are any, conceal a pistol behind your back and knock on the front door.

Peek into the windows and check for inhabitants. If there are any, conceal a pistol behind your back and knock on the front door.
No one inside what do you do?

Crawl in the window and search for useful items.

All of this happened just because you had too much to drink. I love it.

Double check to make sure nobody is home, loot the place.

Crawl in the window and search for useful items.
You find a Pancake