Author Topic: Drunken day ( Gmod story )  (Read 3594 times)

Backstory:
Some of your buddies and you went drinking last night then it was a total blur, you wake up in the morning on the ground with broken bottles everywhere in your room with vomit on the ground. you have no idea where your friends went.

You hear someone knocking at your door and you notice a Mosin nagant with a bayonet and a knife, What do you do?

A. Throw the rifle like a spear at them when they open it.
B. Shank them
C. Throw your table at them
« Last Edit: February 17, 2015, 04:38:25 PM by ThatRandomGuy »

Check if our bayonet is still sharp and if our Mosin Nagant is loaded. Throw the table at them if the bayonet is dull and the rifle won't do enough damage if thrown as a spear.

Check if our bayonet is still sharp and if our Mosin Nagant is loaded. Throw the table at them if the bayonet is dull and the rifle won't do enough damage if thrown as a spear.

The bayonet is still sharp and just as the person opens the door you chuck it at them and throw the table for good measure, when you come to your senses you realize it was your sister and a person in a fursuit for some reason is in your room!! After impaling your sister on accident you go to the stairs.


What do you do next?


go back and kill the bitch for taking your cookie yesterday

Turn around and pull the Mosin out of your sister

turn yourself in for manslaughter

Stick it in her pooper

Turn around and pull the Mosin out of your sister
You turn around and yank the mosin out of your sisters gut, you also give her the finger for stealing your cookie yesterday.


What do you do now?


Get to the rooftop and start sniping people

Go "Texas Tower Sniper Charles Whitman" on their asses.

Get to the rooftop and start sniping people

Go "Texas Tower Sniper Charles Whitman" on their asses.

You walk downstairs to grab a sniper rifle then you scream when you see the destruction.

'Who the hell hired the furry striper and who allowed the guy in Power armor in?!?!"


You finally find a rifle...


You climbed on the roof and saw no one so  you climbed down but fell and landed on a police car.


Go back inside to do what?
« Last Edit: February 17, 2015, 06:04:11 PM by ThatRandomGuy »

Hijack police car, drive around. Train yourself to shoot rifles one handed and drive by everyone.

Hijack police car, drive around. Train yourself to shoot rifles one handed and drive by everyone.
You hijack the police car but your rifle was damaged in the fall so you crash it instead but land into your living room to be confronted by an angry furry stripper who appeared dead in your entryway earlier. you have no money so what do you do?

Shoot the angry furry.
forget furries.