Author Topic: Man kills wife w/ Dutch Oven (Read 2415 times)

TrollBoat · February 17, 2015, 07:07:21 PM

Death by assphyxiation
http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
yes I see the articles date

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hodototman · February 17, 2015, 07:14:46 PM

What a dutchbag

Doughboy · February 17, 2015, 07:15:44 PM

i initially thought he actually beat her to death with a dutch oven and made this pun:
"you would have thought he'd netherland a hit with a dutch oven"
but now, i realize this isn't the case but this pun was so great i cant let it fade from existance

blockguy™ · February 17, 2015, 07:16:10 PM

I watched a Good Eats on Dutch Ovens once.
That stuff looked TASTY.

tikitai · February 17, 2015, 07:18:34 PM

BOOTY BLASTED

c · February 17, 2015, 07:28:41 PM

i didnt know wario got married

Bisjac · February 17, 2015, 07:31:46 PM

this is awesome lol

XR-7 · February 17, 2015, 07:32:44 PM

Quote

enormous bolus of flatulence

ThatRandomGuy · February 17, 2015, 07:34:29 PM

Didn't know what a dutch oven was so I looked it up and DEAR GOD

Alternat¡ve · February 17, 2015, 07:35:09 PM

Sadly its satirical. 3/10 might snag a few guppies.

Pie Crust · February 17, 2015, 08:06:21 PM

this is wat.

Death by a simple (yet deadly, according to what he ate in the article) fart.

XR-7 · February 17, 2015, 08:10:13 PM

He seems like the silent but deadly type.

Tumbleweed · February 17, 2015, 08:20:53 PM

Quote from: TrollBoat on February 17, 2015, 07:07:21 PM

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

lol im so immature
it just seemed fitting to the topic

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · February 17, 2015, 08:23:07 PM

rip mrs woman

Midevil Warrior · February 17, 2015, 08:59:27 PM

was the woman jewish