Human Patch Notes

[ThatRandomGuy]

I am fully aware of this.

Then I'll just crawl back into my hole like nothing happened....
V40.2
-Humans have finally stopped evolving for now

[Ad Bot]

[Cortunix³]

v45 human population is actually intelligent and can communicate

[SetGaming]

v45.5

-Removed ability of the Psychology class to result in elitist or political bias related concepts/ideas

[Ipquarx]

v50
-Fixed a rare bug where humans would have the desire to kill other members of their species

[77x5ghost2]

V50.01
Added autism

[Bomberguy]

v51
-Removed more loveists
*Lowered hostility rate for furry faction and autism
+Fixed bug where human randomly forgets stuff due to a memory bug

[Mr Queeba]

V52
*Fixed a bug that caused the human brain to suddenly run out of blood flow, making the human pass out.
*Fixed a bug that causes humans to die of old age.
+Humans can now colonize other planets.
-Removed autism.

[Kamutog]

v53.
*Added beta feature for select few to test how genetics are changed by this: self-hypnosis is now something possible to acquire any good change desired.
- Removed allergies such as asthma.
*Added the ability to remember everything in perfect detail. However this leads to headaches sometimes and is being worked around to see how that can be fixed.

[SquartleTurtle]

v54
added CIA and a jordanian plane

[Mr Queeba]

V55
Removed CIA

[ThatRandomGuy]

V55.2
-Removed Human loveual connection to inanimate objects, again
-Removed special interestes
-Removed 50 shades of grey
-Removed Terrorism and Religion, again
-Removed Cancer
-Added ability to only breed once but after that you can have love all the time without worry
-removed STDs
-Furry fandom now has less hostility from other humans
-MLP fandom removed, again
-Anime girls now are of age and don't have boobs bigger than their head
-Japanese culture is not as weird anymore to everyone else
-Russia's Ruble has risen in value
-Africa is now a single Democracy with FREEDOM TIME from America
-US puts up a good border between Mexico and Canada that if anyone crosses without a passport they get shot by robot sniper
-Ebola removed

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[Cortunix³]

V55.2
-Japanese culture is not as weird anymore to everyone else

implying you know what other countries think

[Blocky943]

v55.3

• Added communication device which can be used to broadcast your voice to other devices stored in itself
• Raised hostility against Brony faction, Lord Tony faction will attack on sight

[Honno]

Bringing back port's code:

/* HUMAN_DNA.H
 *
 * Human Genome
 * Version 2.6
 *
 * (C) God
 */
/* Revision history:
 *
 * 6012-11-01  23:46  2.2  ADDED: Men now have two snakees, one to forget and another to urinate with.
 * 7011-03-14  12:42  2.3  BUGFIX: Brain no longer sends signal to stomach indicating that user needs food or water.
 * 7012-12-04  01:43  2.4  REMOVED: Appendix is no longer needed, usually was unstable and bursted at random occasions.
 * 8192-08-27  09:01  2.5  FIXED: Flagellation is now silent, but no longer deadly.
 * 9932-12-00  22:32  2.6  ADDED: User can now climax on command. (Overusing can cause unstable results)
 */


/* TIME.H
 *
 * Time and Space continuum
 * Version 11.3
 *
 * (C) God
 */
/* Revision history:
 * 3012-02-11  23:46  11.2  FIXED: Time is no longer measured on the imperial system.
 * 4242-13-00  00:00  11.3  ADDED: New month: Undecember
 */