Author Topic: The How do you open that? thread (Read 8108 times)

NumberOneTuxedo · February 18, 2015, 08:34:50 PM

Stick a circle in the keyhole.

How do I open the CrapConsole InsertCraptridge thingy?

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Pie Crust · February 18, 2015, 08:36:13 PM

With a magic screwdriver which only the magic company has.

How do I open someone's skull?

NumberOneTuxedo · February 18, 2015, 08:37:29 PM

Hit it with your fist.

How do I open unopenable executable files?

Pie Crust · February 18, 2015, 08:39:23 PM

You don't.

How do I open a minigun?

Juliun03 · February 18, 2015, 08:40:26 PM

You don't.

How do I open a minigun?

Screwdriver.

How do you eat tacos?

K1ng_0f_N0thing · February 18, 2015, 09:04:55 PM

shoving it up your starfish

How does one open my richardhole?

SetGaming · February 18, 2015, 11:20:11 PM

shoving it up your starfish

How does one open my richardhole?

dry paper

how do I open unity

The GI of MA · February 18, 2015, 11:22:38 PM

double click

how do i open a poll

Alyx Vance · February 18, 2015, 11:27:34 PM

With a button
How do I open Darude Sandstorm?

WaterOre · February 18, 2015, 11:31:04 PM

with a sandstorm

how do I open a tightly-sealed can of tuna

The GI of MA · February 18, 2015, 11:32:31 PM

masturbate with it

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querty67 · February 18, 2015, 11:54:39 PM

You don't

How do I open a nuclear bomb

§am§on · February 19, 2015, 02:04:55 PM

tell

monster that it's a

How do I open a human body?

Alyx Vance · February 19, 2015, 02:12:50 PM

With a pizza cutter
How do I open a can of mountain dew?

Aidan10 · February 19, 2015, 02:20:00 PM

you blaze

How do i open a national socialist