The How do you open that? thread

[§am§on]

Post something that you want to know how to open. The below user will tell how.

Example:

person 1: How do I open a desk?

person 2: get a buzz saw. How do I open a hat?

person 3: get a shotgun. How do I open a planet?

(start on person 3)

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[ThatRandomGuy]

With the Death star of course. How do I open a bank vault?

[Legodude77]

With the thermal drill in the back. Go get it.

How do I open a car?

[Inap]

With a door.

How do I open a computer?

[AtlasBlue]

With a screwdriver.

How do I open a black hole?

[ThatRandomGuy]

With Steven Hawking

How do I open dem legs?

[AutoBahn]

With that crayon, by drawing on it. yeah i saw that ninja :^)

How do I open a tuna jar?

[Zanaran2]

Rub your rooster on it.

How do you open an xbox 360?

[ThatRandomGuy]

With a sledgehammer

How do I open a handbag Maxxi style?

[Bacon Pancakes]

How do I open a handbag Maxxi style?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do I open my cat?

[§am§on]

Use my dog.

How do I open a can of whoop-ass?

[ThatRandomGuy]

You don't, Can-o-whoop ass opens you.

How do I open a door to another dimension?

[Abstract]

With a Tardis.

How do I open a swamp?

[LeetZero]

Make it ogre.

How do I open a executable?

[Rabbot32]

By adding random file attachments to it.

How do I open a myspace account?