forget you, vanilla ice
back in 1988 vanilla ice stole my grandad's lawnmower that he "borrowed" for two months until it ended up in his tree. vanilla ice denied any allegations that it was his fault until his vanilla fingerprints were found all over the lawnmower. he was going to be tried in the court of law until he released his hot single "Ice Ice Baby" in 1989, and then disappeared into the world of the music industry until the statute of limitations kicked in and he was a free man. Once he surfaced to show his face around the 'hood, he left yet another lawnmower in my grandpappy's tree and moved to florida
im glad he's arrested now, he's caused my family trouble for many years
