Author Topic: blockland irl V4  (Read 2275 times)

I saw a topic on this from 2k14 and im reviving it. so basically stuff that happens in blockland is done in real life, but you get the real life consequence.

/go

I crashed my car, and hit it with a hammer to get it unstuck, and for some reason my car got a huge whole in its side.

I went to go talk to my family, but everyone was shooting each other and had flaming feet.

I woke up one day and everyone was autistic

I went to go to smashburger but the car exploded, and someone kept yelling, "Admin please!"

i tripped while walking towards my car and now i am in loving space

I tried to do graffiti but it said I needed the city's trust damn it

I jumped my car as a daredevil stunt, but when I hit the ground, I was launched into the farthest reaches of the mesosphere.


I went shooting at people with a Mosin Nagant, I kept accidentally firing and roostering it with one hand.

I tried to hammer a nail to hang a painting. Guess what happened? The entire loving brick broke off.

No no no you people have it wrong (just like in the 2014 topic). You're supposed to try something you would do in blockland and get the blockland results, but act surprised when the real world result happens.

Ex: I tried to wrench a bulb to set its light, but it just shattered.

I tried to demolish my wall with my hammer but all it did was make a hole in the wall. Badspot, fix this!

I tried jumping on top of my car to get in but I just dented the roof

No no no you people have it wrong (just like in the 2014 topic). You're supposed to try something you would do in blockland and get the blockland results, but act surprised when the real world result happens.

Ex: I tried to wrench a bulb to set its light, but it just shattered.

woops
I spraypainted my hammer red but all it does is give concussions to people like I wanna permaban them from my house not kick

I jumped my car as a daredevil stunt, but when I hit the ground, I was launched into the farthest reaches of the mesosphere.
I tried to walk outside to the local foodmart for an Americanized portion of Large Burger, but some car-shaped meteor fell on the store and exploded.