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Is it.

yes. killed by colonel mustard.
20 (22.7%)
no. killed by miss scarlett
3 (3.4%)
killed by mrs. white
5 (5.7%)
killed by reverend green
3 (3.4%)
Professor Plum.
7 (8%)
killed by mrs pearooster
11 (12.5%)
with a lead pipe
3 (3.4%)
with a revolver
6 (6.8%)
with a wrench
4 (4.5%)
with a rope
13 (14.8%)
with a dagger
3 (3.4%)
with a candlestick
10 (11.4%)

Total Members Voted: 46

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New debate: Is giving yourself a handjob gay?

New debate: Is giving yourself a handjob gay?
No, that would be procrastination. The debate is loving yourself with a clone/portals is considered gay or extreme procrastination.

No, that would be procrastination. The debate is loving yourself with a clone/portals is considered gay or extreme procrastination.
A clone is gay, or at least a biloveual act, as no matter how you look at it you're having love with a seperate human of the same gender as yourself.

Portals are a form of procrastination, since it's just your single body involved, even if you somehow manage entry. That would be no different to entry with a loveual toy.

But you're loving your clone which is basically loving yourself.

ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE

New debate: was the honeymooners the first example of a beta uprising

But you're loving your clone which is basically loving yourself.
Your identical twin is basically your self, but loving them is still gay (and incest), not procrastination.

But you're loving your clone which is basically loving yourself.

A clone isn't you, it's a clone of you. One person and a clone of that person are two different people, even if they aren't different.

on a windy & stormy night paul got pissed of at john in a recording session and stormed out. as he drove home a girl asked if she could get a ride home with him. he said yes and his journey continued. suddenly, his car crashed into something very flammable, setting him on fire. the girl jumped out in terror, seeming unscathed. she ran away, never to been seen again.

later on, his fellow band members came and found the wreckage. they came to the conclusion that the world would go crazy if it got out that paul was dead and people would be killing themselves left and right. subsequently, they started a hunt for a paul mccartney lookalike. the man they choose was called william campbell (below).



after loads of plastic surgery they managed to make him look like paul. since then the entire world has been fooled, the actual paul mccartney is dead!

ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE
TO THE MOON

but we already decided that alice can't go to the moon since the moonlanding didn't count

TO THE MOON

but we already decided that alice can't go to the moon since the moonlanding didn't count
why do we have to fund NASA when we can just launch that way?

why do we have to fund NASA when we can just launch that way?
the government wanted more money so they kidnapped jackie gleason and took his rocket fuel to start the space program and get more tax dollars

whate if WE are teh aliems and the aniens are NOT alians??

on a windy & stormy night paul got pissed of at john in a recording session and stormed out. as he drove home a girl asked if she could get a ride home with him. he said yes and his journey continued. suddenly, his car crashed into something very flammable, setting him on fire. the girl jumped out in terror, seeming unscathed. she ran away, never to been seen again.

later on, his fellow band members came and found the wreckage. they came to the conclusion that the world would go crazy if it got out that paul was dead and people would be killing themselves left and right. subsequently, they started a hunt for a paul mccartney lookalike. the man they choose was called william campbell (below).



after loads of plastic surgery they managed to make him look like paul. since then the entire world has been fooled, the actual paul mccartney is dead!

Time to hunt down Ringo Starr and record his confession at gunpoint.