Who killed Mr. Boddy in the study and with what?: the great debate topic™®

[TheABELBOTO]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
STEPPED OUT OF RANK
GOT HIT BY A TANK
HE AINT NO CHICKEN NO MORE, NO.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

[Ad Bot]

[Pixel]

love is when you enjoy talking to them so much that you actually miss talking to them when youre not and when you pretend to be mad at them that way you can get them begging for forgiveness and youre like lmao ok fuccboi fell right into my fuccboi trap and you feel uguuuuu~~~~ and you dont feel whole when theyre not with you :)))))

[Ragequit]

useless

[Blocky943]

A free pass for a woman to harm a man, unless the man asks not to be hurt

[XR-7]

Love is a term used for no points in tennis and I demand that it be added to poll

http://blog.dictionary.com/love-tennis/

[Nonnel]

Love is a term used for no points in tennis and I demand that it be added to poll

http://blog.dictionary.com/love-tennis/

how could I have overlooked such a thing

[Lego lad]

nonnel let us down

[Space1255]

love is letting your wife shove a seventeen inch carrot full of weed and letting her smoke it.
Then letting her snort a five inch carrot of cocaine out of your star fish

[?Sir Info? 2]

Got confused

[SBG]

useless

[Ipquarx]

love is letting your wife shove a seventeen inch carrot full of weed and letting her smoke it.
Then letting her snort a five inch carrot of cocaine out of your star fish

how the hell does someone make a carrot out of cocaine

[WaterOre]

how the hell does someone make a carrot out of cocaine

you gotta pack it real tight

[Maxwell.]

l is for friends who do stuff together.

No. These are not the lyrics. These are:
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for Nabobery Nabobess Nabobish Nabobism Nacelles Nacreous Naething Naggiest Nailfold Nailhead Nailsets Nainsook Naivetes Nakedest Naloxone Nameable Nameless Namesake Nametags Nandinas Nankeens Nannyish Nanogram Nanotech Nanotube Nanowatt Napalmed Naperies Naphthas Naphthol Naphthyl Naphtols Napiform Napoleon Nappiest Naproxen Narceine Narceins Narcisms Narcissi Narcists Narcomas Narcoses Narcosis Narcotic Narghile Nargileh Nargiles Narrated Narrater Narrates Narrator Narrowed Narrower Narrowly

...

Down here in the deep blue sea.

[sir dooble]

how the hell does someone make a carrot out of cocaine

Well someone's never been to Guatemala.

[Space1255]

how the hell does someone make a carrot out of cocaine

It isn't made of cocaine, it's a mere shell you shove cocaine in. Same for the weed carrot.