Who killed Mr. Boddy in the study and with what?: the great debate topic™®

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

as a bird

No. you are not a bird.

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[Drydess]

No. you are not a bird.

but my avatar is a bird though??

[Maxwell.]

No. you are not a bird.

how do you know

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

but my avatar is a bird though??

also not.
your avatar is currently a silhouette cat in canada flag

how do you know

drydess wrote something, which birds cannot.
he is a human.

[XR-7]

no
they're flapping air down against the earth, which would counteract any lift generated by the act of moving the air downwards

No shut up you are wrong

[otto-san]

this doesn't work for the same reason that attaching a fan to a boat blowing into the sail doesn't work. they're a part of the same physical system, and so the forces within the system will cancel out

what you really need to do is attach a rope between you and the tree, have someone pick you up, and then you pick them up, then repeat. you'll keep going higher and higher if you're fast enough to counteract gravity and eventually end up in space where you can pull the earth along like a tugboat. make sure to bring a pressurized suit with enough oxygen to last you

[freshmin]

drydess wrote something, which birds cannot.
he is a human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfcZx4DMvg

[Drydess]

drydess wrote something, which birds cannot.
he is a human.

okay jokes aside, you do know it's a birb right

[Magus]

Even if the birds could apply thrust to the Earth, they wouldn't have nearly enough for any noticeable effect.
Edit: the mass of the earth is approximately 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms. Good luck changing its orbit.

[Lego lad]

maybe if flatflyer used his wizard magic it could work

[Zloff]

absolutely

[Nonnel]

drydess wrote something, which birds cannot.
he is a human.

birds can talk
are you calling him illiterate?

[Foxscotch]

forget the birds

this will not work, trust me I know

[gr8dayseth]

this will not work, trust me I know

hello police help

[Drydess]

birds can talk
are you calling him illiterate?

well i was held back 6 years in kindergarten