NORMAL MAN's QUEST OF NORMALITY.

[termianallyCapricious]

You are normal man. Your life is plain and simple. You work at a fast food joint. and you go to school. You notice a puddle of red liquid on your way to work. What shall you do?

[Ad Bot]

[c]

get mad

[§am§on]

Doesn't look too happy.

usadbro?

[blockguy™]

get mad

make life take the lemons back

[termianallyCapricious]

get mad

You think about getting mad. But also remember your simple job at McDerpadeds.

[c]

/quit job

[hodototman]

Smear liquid on face

[Flatflyer]

let a pigeon stuff on your head, then fall face first into the puddle and become enraged at birds forever

[c]

let a pigeon stuff on your head, then fall face first into the puddle and become enraged at birds forever

what the forget you know the backstory before i even posted it

at least you were close

a bird stuff on his car window and he spun out because of it

also birds killed his parents

[termianallyCapricious]

/quit job

You think about it. It would be nice to give your manager the bird and walk out like a loving bad ass.

But then there is bills. you have to pay.

And if not. You will become homeless.

Smear liquid on face

Why would you do that? You have no idea what that is! It could be radioactive. it could be poisonous. Or it could even be blood!

let a pigeon stuff on your head, then fall face first into the puddle and become enraged at birds forever

What pigeon?

[c]

/go work

[Obliviongate20]

steal the great fox and become a space bounty hunter to pay your bills

[§am§on]

Buy a fez

[tber123]

Steal money from your job?

[Nal]

Beat up the manager because he's a bird