Poll

What do you think about flying? Do you like flying? Do you think flying is impossible?

I want to fly
7 (53.8%)
I know how to fly
2 (15.4%)
I don't want to fly
0 (0%)
I can't fly
2 (15.4%)
I'm neutral about flying
2 (15.4%)
Human fliers are scum, and they should be castrated
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Author Topic: Flying Megathread - How to fly?  (Read 964 times)



So recently I've gained interest in flying. And not with a machine, flying as a person. I've watched many videos on how to fly, but I still couldn't seem to get off the ground. I have no clue how the forget peter pan did it in that broadway musical I watched, so I spent all night studying every single frame of that show until I realized: You can't learn to fly, you're born with the ability.

Here is a video of a human ghost flying, notice how this being used to be pure blood and flesh, and now can fly. Does this mean that in order to be enlightened with flight, one must first become a ghost?

This is also why if we made bird people, they couldn't teach us how to fly: truth is, not even birds know how to fly. According to national geographic and many tests preformed on baby animals, little birds cannot fly. They have to be taught. After reading this article, I've realized that one of the biggest reasons why we cannot fly as a human race naturally is because we weren't raised by bird-mothers. We simply adopted their natural talent, and only a few humans have truly mastered this trait.

Now we have those flying machines like the daunted zeppelin and the cessna ultralight, which allows us to emulate flight. After watching somebody use a VR machine to simulate flying, riding multiple aircrafts in my lifetime and being in the air pretty much my whole life, I am probably qualified to answer any and all questions about flying.

I will also update this thread with my flying endeavors. Someday, we will be able to fly, all of us. I hope that day is sooner than later.

im flying right forgetign nnow

I have bad eyesight and probably cannot enter the air force



im flying right forgetign nnow
did you seriously designate a account for when your high

I'd recommend becoming flat, so you can have least amount of resistance possible if you want to be a flyer.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 08:33:35 PM by lilpappaknox »

did you seriously designate an account for when your high
it was otehrwise empty i bought this a long time ago


9/11 was an aladdin inside job

I used to be able to fly, but with video games becoming more prevalent in modern life, I became distracted and forgot how. Later, I became infected with some sort of muscle cancer and had my flight muscles removed. Now even if I were able to remember how to fly, I couldn't now because I've lost my ability.

Well, You flap as hard as you can but you'll have to hollow your bones to fly so sorry.

Well, You flap as hard as you can but you'll have to hollow your bones to fly so sorry.

good thing I have a lot of spoons

inb4 flatflyer

I know how to fly. I can fly high in the sky. None of you can stop me from creating a new tower destruction!

good thing I have a lot of spoons
ouch, Well I'd go to a surgeon instead of you ACTUALLY scooping bone marrow out of your bones...