http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/24/man-who-had-love-with-a-postbox-is-found-dead-behind-a-chinese-restaurant-5077200/?ito=facebookOn Tuesday 24th February, 2015, Paul Bennet was found dead behind a chinese takeaway in the Greater Manchester area.
The unfortunate suspect and postbox penetrator
The individual, who had recently come to the public light after a brave expose and critique of the modern culture, involving his intimate association with a public post box, was discovered dead.
The Greater Manchester Police declared that they were not treating the death as suspicious, although they believe it to be drug related.
Paul Bennet's lover and co-whistleblower
Clearly this is a cover-up to protect those who committed the crime.
Blockland Forums has been hired to investigate the crime and bring the killer of poor Paul Bennet to justice.
How deep does this conspiracy go? Are suggestions that the Royal Family wanted revenge for the sacrilege caused to HRH's postbox, or that McDonalds was dealing a blow against the rapidly growing Chinese Takeaway Empire, or even Vladimir Putin was performing his first move on an invasion of Britain following the earlier flyover of Russian Bombers at all credible? Was it really drugs that caused his demise, or perhaps a radioactive poison, or a post-box spread STD?
Share your findings and help us solve this modern enigma.
