Author Topic: [UPDATE] I discovered something  (Read 1853 times)

After a night of playing Blockland and worshiping lord Badspot, I awoke to a strange golden statue of a blockhead on my floor. I have no clue how the arms and body float there, possibly some strange alien technology. The presence of this statue is causing me to have random visions including and not limited to Badspot taking a shower. I need to get rid of this! Someone give me their mailing address please.

UPDATE
the statue has begun glowing blue and going in and out of phase between possibly multiple dimensions. it is also interfering with technology, forgive me for the quality.
i can hear chants in my head of some strange demonic language. someone, help.

UPDATE
it's felt like months since it happened. after it started floating around and phasing in and out of dimensions, it created some sort of tear in the physical realm. I was able to get a shot of when i was falling through. Now i'm stuck in some strange version of my room in an alternate reality. for some reason i can still use the internet, but i doubt anyone will believe me nor be able to help me. if you happen to come upon a strange gold or blue statue of a blockhead, dispose of it immediately. only god can help me now...if there is one.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2015, 09:54:53 PM by Abstract »

make it larger and we will have wallpaper material

make it larger and we will have wallpaper material
this is no time for wallpapers! the fabric of my reality is being torn apart as I type this.

It appears to be some satanic combination between a blockhead, a physical manifestation of badspot's consciousness, and the theoretically nonexistent gold brick.
I recommend some form of destruction of the object, whether it be fire, corroding, or crushing.



Gift it to the church.

If this is the case then when given remember to ask a priest or some other holy figure to perform an exorcism on it.
This should be used as a last resort.
But, of course, it could be too late by that time.

It appears to be some satanic combination between a blockhead, a physical manifestation of badspot's consciousness, and the theoretically nonexistent gold brick.
I recommend some form of destruction of the object, whether it be fire, corroding, or crushing.
I gave it to one of my friends without telling him about the side effects, and after taking a shower it was lying on my floor. i'm so damn scared of this
Gift it to the church.
also i'll gift it to the church of scientology
« Last Edit: February 25, 2015, 10:10:20 AM by Abstract »

send it to:
PO Box 51001
Eugene, OR 97401
USA

it is the only way. don't worry they will deal with it

send it to:
PO Box 51001
Eugene, OR 97401
USA
Is that BL headquarters?



It's left shoe is modeled incorrectly. It annoys me to compare its feet.