Author Topic: The Salty Spitoon Vravengotthrownout  (Read 1971 times)

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?

I can spit on you and burn you.

that tough.

I ate a milk of bowls... without any nails.

actually no

i um

i called the big bully at school a bully!


you got a new bottle of ketchup?

i'm so tough i called my mommy when i got bullied and the bully got a timeout!!!

I sprained my knee while watering my spaghetti garden and I only cried for seven-hundred million days.

+50pt for anyone who knows where this is from.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2015, 02:51:52 PM by Pie Crust »

the salty spitoon lives on!

OT: i came 7 gallons of cum
it froze to ice and killed the entire population of somalia
then i got laid by 7 girls
they had aids, but cuz im so tough, i shot the aids
and i did it all before school
also i made the clan clan clan clan clan clan clan clan clan clan clan clan
so yeah im pretty tough OP

i tossed a good-bye letter on animal crossing

i tossed a good-bye letter on animal crossing
i hit everyone with a bug net in animal crossing
no witnesses

I vomited, While eating poptarts...

Anyone remember that from Blockheads against humanity? No? Just me?

I vomited, While eating poptarts...

Anyone remember that from Blockheads against humanity? No? Just me?
God damnit

I vomited up hand-baked cornchips.

I played Five Nights at Freddy's, and I only cried for 20 minutes.