Author Topic: Apparently Getting kicked in the crotch hurts more than giving birth (Read 2090 times)

EnjoyedBen2002 · February 26, 2015, 04:56:08 PM

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*FacePalm* · February 26, 2015, 04:57:10 PM

wrong

Qwepir · February 26, 2015, 04:57:30 PM

I am 100% sure it doesn't.

Rigel · February 26, 2015, 04:57:37 PM

Giving birth lasts longer though.

Think of labor as constant charlie horses in your belly and crotch.

ForgetLavender · February 26, 2015, 04:57:45 PM

Depends but mostly not true.

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Pie Crust · February 26, 2015, 04:58:54 PM

Quote from: Qwepir on February 26, 2015, 04:57:30 PM

I am 100% sure it doesn't.

Giving birth involves in pulling your muscles with a force you're not used to. It hurts waay more.

Tayasaurus · February 26, 2015, 04:59:28 PM

breaking your collar bone i think actually charts higher

Rigel · February 26, 2015, 05:00:33 PM

Quote from: Tayasaurus on February 26, 2015, 04:59:28 PM

breaking your collar bone i think actually charts higher

Breaking any bone would probably be higher.

sir dooble · February 26, 2015, 05:00:54 PM

I would imagine it would greatly vary between each birth and each kicked groin.

But on average, I would imagine that birth pains are worse than being kicked in the groin, if not for being more intense, just for the fact that labour can last over days.

Qwepir · February 26, 2015, 05:03:03 PM

Quote from: Pie Crust on February 26, 2015, 04:58:54 PM

Giving birth involves in pulling your muscles with a force you're not used to. It hurts waay more.

That's what I'm saying. There's no way being kicked in the gubbins hurts more than pushing a baby out over the course of several hours. Unless you were kicked hard enough that your danglybits were legitimately destroyed, and even then I wouldn't be entirely sure that that would hurt more.

Katla · February 26, 2015, 05:04:27 PM

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WaterOre · February 26, 2015, 05:04:31 PM

the universal scale of pain goes something like this

flesh wounds < crotch kick ~ birth < broken bone < broken collar bone < heartbreak

note how birth and crotch kick are similar

Ben Grapevine · February 26, 2015, 05:04:42 PM

I passed a kidney stone and I can tell you it is the most pain you will ever (maybe) experience.

Ragequit · February 26, 2015, 05:06:05 PM

getting your balls hit is extremely painful because of the intensity of it
also balls are pretty sensitive n stuff

but yeah i feel bad for women that give birth because that normally a guy wouldn't constantly have his balls crushed for several hours