Author Topic: Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending] (Read 20047 times)

Decepticon · March 01, 2015, 03:12:31 PM

strangle and throw over edge. let it infect the others.

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Snaked_Snake · March 01, 2015, 03:21:40 PM

Take her to a real good plastic surgeon to get her changed to the female sniper.

lord techno · March 01, 2015, 03:26:18 PM

you really love the femsniper dont you :P

Snaked_Snake · March 01, 2015, 03:27:26 PM

Quote from: lord techno on March 01, 2015, 03:26:18 PM

you really love the femsniper dont you :P

well she's heavy's girlfriend

cant say no to that.

lord techno · March 01, 2015, 03:35:12 PM

i can :P

Snaked_Snake · March 01, 2015, 03:45:36 PM

Quote from: lord techno on March 01, 2015, 03:35:12 PM

i can :P

she is hot tho so you shouldnt say no

lord techno · March 01, 2015, 04:51:25 PM

You strangle her.

And throw her over the edge.

Citizen: Oh my god! Ma'am are you ok?

Ugly Bitch: love!

Citizen: AUGH!

Ugly Bitch: love! love! love! SEEEEEEEEX!

He was then turned into an ugly bitch

Ugly Bitch: love!

Now they will multiply, converting humanity to ugly bitches.

You started the apocalypse. Nice job starfish.

Might aswell take care of this baby.

Your son is now 10 years old. Thats loving odd since its been 2000 years, yet he only 10. Time sucks.

And the world is overrun by love-crazed administrators. Thanks to you.

Son: DAAAAAAD!

You: What?

Son: We're out of milk!

HOLY stuff! NO MILK!!

You quickly run outside, then realise you have no transportation vehicle, or ANY form of transportation.

What do you do?

Agent Legit 22 · March 01, 2015, 05:12:31 PM

Fly to the super market

lord techno · March 01, 2015, 05:43:11 PM

Using your pootis powers, you fly to the supermarket.

Ugly Bitch: Welcome to love! Supermarket. What can i get for you. love.

You: MILK!!

Ugly Bitch: That will be one love Please.

Ugly Bitches: love! love! love! love!!

You: OH NOOOO!

What do you do?

Agent Legit 22 · March 01, 2015, 05:45:25 PM

Kill them with your pootis powers, for your son!

Damn iPad made me type potois

Bomberguy · March 01, 2015, 06:01:20 PM

Reck them all with your minispy
Purified

lord techno · March 01, 2015, 07:41:12 PM

You forget them up with minispy.

They turn into an alien, some prisoner guy, and a baby.

You take the milk.

You: Yadadadadadadadadadadadadoovo dadadada!

You: Son! I got the milk!

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Son: stuff! Father! this isnt what it looks like!

You: ...

What do you do?

Agent Legit 22 · March 01, 2015, 07:45:07 PM

PUNISH

SpongeCraft1212 · March 01, 2015, 08:41:47 PM

Continue along?

Bomberguy · March 01, 2015, 09:00:45 PM

understand, but put child blocks on PC