Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending]

[lord techno]

You explain to your son that you understand the phase he is going through, but you must child block his PC.



You proceed to touch his PC.



*Touch*



*Loud Clank*

Son: Oh no...

You: What?



Son: Its my APCND.

You: APC-what?

Son: Anti-Parental-Control-Nuclear-Device.

*APCND Armed*



You: YOU SON OF A BI-




You and your son are now dead. What now?

[Ad Bot]

[§am§on]

When you two respawn, give him a spanking.

[lord techno]

*SMACK*



Son: AUUUUUUUGH!



You killed your only son. You regret ever raising that little stuff. What do you do now?

[Zoltan]

shoot the son's dead body w/ minispy in hopes of having him reincarnate as a melon
that way he'll be forever loyal
and he cant fap that way

[Snaked_Snake]

Then reincarnate into your son after making him a melon.

[Agent Legit 22]

Son respawns

[tber123]

Kill 25 people, call in Tactical Nuke, respawn your son, fly to another country.

This will wipe out the loveministrators, but I hope they don't turn into mutants.

[lord techno]

You proceed to fly down with pootis powers, and go kill a bunch of people.



You land on a rooftop. A helicopter pad to be precice.



The loveministrators are here! and they've assumed Civilian Defensive Position!

loveministrator Mob: love!! love!! SEEEEX!!



You don your fighting gloves and holster your weapons. Its time to fight!

You: I promise you all! Pain without end!



Wave 1

HP is represented by the green bars on the image. Each 2x2 Square is 1 HP.

Your Movelist

Heavy Punch [A single punch for heavy damage]

Quick Punch Barrage [A series of punches that do low damage]

Charged Punch [A punch that takes 1 turn to charge, and is executed on the following. Very strong]

Sandvich [May be eaten to restore your health. Or partially heal an ally]

Limit Break (Unavailable until rage has fully built up)

Shoot Minispy [Shoots your minispy, causing random, possibly dangerous things to happen]

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ENEMY - Small loveministrator Mob

Low HP, basic attacks. Beware of their Super love! Move.

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It is your turn to attack. Give them all you've got!

[Snaked_Snake]

Quickly, try and revive your son to make him a companion, and if you can, do a heavy punch!

[lord techno]

You use the power of sandvich!



Your son appears, fully grown somehow. And has katana's! stuff bout to go down!



It is now your sons turn.

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SONS MOVELIST

Katana Slash [Single Attack for Moderate Damage, chance to inflict bleed]

Katana Combo [Powerful Double Attack]

Katana Tornado [Special Attack which hits all enemies for low damage]

Airstrike [A single, powerful bomb is dropped on 1 opponent, or multiple weaker bombs on all opponents]

Limit Break (Unavailable until rage has fully built up)

Call in D.O.G [Calls in a special killer robot, that takes the place of yourself and all allies. Has its own moveset]

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What do you do?

[Snaked_Snake]

Airstrike, multiple bombs.

[Zoltan]

do what he said

[Agent Legit 22]

Use a black hole gernade!

[lord techno]

Use a black hole gernade!

That isnt part of the movelist ya dingus

[Agent Legit 22]

Heavy Punch