Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending]

[lord techno]

For some random reason you reappear back where you were, reasoning with hax.



Son: Heh!






You: OOOOH!



You: You are ded. Not big suprise.



You: OH NOOO



Son: The forget?!



Time Eater: Rawr.



Time Eater: Im going to forget up your time and send you back to the start, lol.



Time Eater: AND YOU CANT DO stuff BOUT IT ROFL!!

You: NO!!





You: OH NOOOOOO!!

Son: AAAAAAH!!










Directed by Michael Bay

You and your son get warped to the past as time resets.



You are heavy. You are on top of a skyscraper, and VERY bored.



Infront of you is your sandvich, sasha, and your extremely life-like, life-sized spy action figure.

But wait...



Thats...YOU!!



Your looking at yourself!



WHAT IS GOING ON!! WHAT DO YOU DO?!

[Ad Bot]

[Juncoph]

Communicate with self to form time paradox, forcing the universe to load the previous save.

[Bomberguy]

Communicate with self to form time paradox, forcing the universe to load the previous save.

[tber123]

Kill your past self and start a time paradox

[lord techno]

You decide to kill your past self.






A time paradox occurs. The universe resets you where you left off.




You hear a feminine scream coming from a nearby building.



Its your old girlfriend! The universe reset her as well, but she is trapped on a rooftop, and surrounded by loveministrators. What do you do?

[Juncoph]

equip man pants

use minispy as jetpack to launch yourself up on the roof, grab waifu and take her to safety

while this is all happening, have son katana the 'ministers

[tber123]

Build more lovebots to kill the administrators.

[Agent Legit 22]

rescue

[Snaked_Snake]

equip man pants

use minispy as jetpack to launch yourself up on the roof, grab waifu and take her to safety

while this is all happening, have son katana the 'ministers

[}]Crazy[{]

do what AgentLegit does each time his .gif avatar resets

[lord techno]

equip man pants

use minispy as jetpack to launch yourself up on the roof, grab waifu and take her to safety

while this is all happening, have son katana the 'ministers

You: Lets do this!



Son: *Karate Noises*




You: We go together!



YOU FOUND

Waifu



Son: All done!



The family is back together! We are nearing a happy ending. How should we bring a happy ending to heavy? be creative, perhaps use a method to continue crazy heavy adventures. Maybe perhaps for example, stories of heavy ancestry.

[Rabbot32]

Uh.
You still have to deal with the loveministrators.
Take wife home to Pootisland, lock her in the safe-box, go on world-saving rampage to remove kebab the loveministrators.

[lord techno]

Uh.
You still have to deal with the loveministrators.
Take wife home to Pootisland, lock her in the safe-box, go on world-saving rampage to remove kebab the loveministrators.

You: YES!





Scientist: The forget?





May the Rampage begin! However...How will you begin your rampage? What do you use? where do you rampage? WHAT DO YOU RAMPAGE. RAMPAGE!!

[Rabbot32]

Practice by playing the nes game rampage, then get yelled at because you were copying a video game.

[lord techno]

You proceed to play Rampage to practice how you will rampage.



Critic: NO! YOU CANT COPY OFF A GAME!!



You: Shut up.



Critic: GET OUT BEFORE I CALL VIACOM!



You: Augh!




Engineer: Heavy! I need your help!



Engineer: The loveministrators ganged up on me, at my lab. They trashed everything! they had 5 big evil guys with em, and they stole very dangerous weaponry. The loveministrators are going on a world domination campaign!. I need you to use your pootis powers to help save the world!



Engineer: And. If you do this for me. I will reward you handsomely!



This sounds like an interesting quest. Do you accept?