Author Topic: Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending] (Read 20011 times)

Juncoph · March 14, 2015, 09:42:06 PM

absorb engineer's very essence into yourself

become heavy sentry guy

and then accept mentally

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lord techno · March 15, 2015, 09:55:14 PM

You: Nom.

You: HahaaaaHahaha! I am Heavy Sentry Guy! I like dis mission! I accept!

Engineer Spirit: Alrighty Then!

You land on Police Headquarters, you must aquire files on what enemies you face in order to find their locations.

Dun Dun DUN

What do you do?

tber123 · March 15, 2015, 11:31:15 PM

Check to see if hes a robot

If he is, absorb him and use his memory banks to locate files

Juncoph · March 15, 2015, 11:46:18 PM

Quote from: tber123 on March 15, 2015, 11:31:15 PM

Check to see if hes a robot

If he is, absorb him and use his memory banks to locate files

and if he isn't, absorb him anyway.

}]Crazy[{ · March 16, 2015, 11:25:32 AM

minispy him 10 times

lord techno · March 17, 2015, 02:56:11 PM

You: You are Robot?

Guard: No.

You: Good! I eat you!

You: Nom.

You: Is good!

You: Yadadadadadayadadadadadadadoo vodaevadavada!

You: Kaboom! KABOOM!

You: Yes! Found it!

SWAT Heavy: STOP!!

You: stuff!!

What do you do?

Juncoph · March 17, 2015, 07:33:17 PM

assimilate

ThatRandomGuy · March 17, 2015, 07:39:27 PM

Use Russian vodka powers to turn them into potatoes

tber123 · March 17, 2015, 10:59:39 PM

Beat them all to death with a sausage

lord techno · March 18, 2015, 01:27:00 PM

You must assimilate them.

Time to get drunk!

SWAT Heavy: Put down the vodka!

You: You must be ASSIMILATED!

You wake up in some dark alleys, your stomach heavily bloated from all of the SWAT heavies you assimilated.

You must find a way out.

A dark figure is spotted. Its breathing heavily and its very scary. It wouldnt be a good idea to interact with it, but you can barely move due to fatness. What do you do? you think its coming this way.

Juncoph · March 18, 2015, 02:01:02 PM

convert fat into high quality sandvich

offer sandvich to dark figure

Landmineman4000² · March 18, 2015, 03:32:41 PM

Grab Minispy and loving blast his ass to shreds

lord techno · March 19, 2015, 11:38:06 PM

You: Oh no...Must...Vomit...

You: Sandvich?

Nom.

You think he is trying to give you a thumbs up.

You: GOOOOD!

You: YADADADADADADAYADADADADADADAD OOVODAVAEDAVADA!

You: Kaboom! KABOOM!!

Later.

You: *Muffled* HELP!

Your on some sort of island. Could this be the lair of the First loveministrator Leader?

What do you do?

Juncoph · March 19, 2015, 11:43:08 PM

request a tactical nuclear strike on your position, and then use son's magic to teleport to safety

tber123 · March 20, 2015, 08:25:18 PM

Teleport back after the nukes hit the island and see if the lair is still standing