Author Topic: Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending]  (Read 19958 times)

Pyro goes with heavy.
Spy goes with engine.

Heavy and pyro go right.



You: oooh...





Engineer: What the...



Human: OTHERS! OH THANK GOD!



Engineer: Woah!

Spy: Back off!

Human: Oh thank god! you don't know how long i've been stranded down here!



Engineer: Just calm down.

Human: No man! you dont understand! this cave is EVIL! There are THINGS out there...In the darkness...

Spy: Things?



Human: Evil creatures...demons...spirits. ..whatever...They want our blood...



Human: Oh no....Stay still....They're Here...

Engineer: What?



Human: Get out of here...



*A vicious, inhuman scream is heard*

Human: AAAAAGH!



He's dead



Engineer: Spy?!



Engineer: SPY!!



You hear heavy yelling out in pain.



Engineer: Heavy!



Engineer: What happened?!

You: They...Took pyro...I couldnt stop them...



The glowing eyes of a demon are seen, they don't seem to enjoy light.



You: Please...Save Pyro...



You: He owes me money...



Engineer: Hmm...

What do you do?

Build anti-demon sentrys
they work every tiem

Build anti-demon sentrys
they work every tiem
Load tracer rounds/use engies light

Spam sentry guns and put flashlights on them

Save two flashlights for yourself and Heavy, and load the sentries with Tracer Rounds so it lights up the cave

Build anti-demon sentrys
they work every tiem
do this, and use whatever engineer meme power there is to spawn a medic to heal heavy.



A random medic appears and heals heavy.



You: What now?

Engineer: We best go Save Pyro. We also need to find spy.



What do you do?


go doom guy on their ass and blast it off with a high grade BFG (big loving gun)

Drop the guns and loving rip their heads from their spine and beat the others' loving brains out with it

Put on some TF2 Dubstep, and fire tracer rounds at their eyes.

Kill self

Find spy, tell him to find pyro. When pyro is found, kill him.



You charge in guns a blazin.

In the end, you dont kill anything due to them being able to phase through reality.



Engineer: Well Damnit! We cant seem to kill them.



You: What do we do now?

Perform an excorcism. Ask Engie if he knows how to.

Engineer makes a sentry gun, but adds the ability to kill the demons no matter what.

Then use heavy's "pow" taunt to help kill the rest

(ok idk what the finger gun taunt is called)