Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending]

[lord techno]

Engineer makes a sentry gun, but adds the ability to kill the demons no matter what.

Then use heavy's "pow" taunt to help kill the rest

(ok idk what the finger gun taunt is called)

Showdown.

[Ad Bot]

[Rabbot32]

Set off a massive explosion within the cave to light everything up. If that dont work, use more gun. And if that dont work, use more gun. And if that don't work, start a chainban. And if that don't work, uninstall tf2. And if that don't work, use ponies. And if that don't work, insult badspot.
And if that don't work?
Just wait for him to respawn and leave.

[Landmineman4000²]

Walk over to them and call them meanie bobeanies and watch as they collectively tape their heads to the traintracks and loving starve because there are no trains in the jungle

[lord techno]

Set off a massive explosion within the cave to light everything up. If that dont work, use more gun. And if that dont work, use more gun. And if that don't work, start a chainban. And if that don't work, uninstall tf2. And if that don't work, use ponies. And if that don't work, insult badspot.
And if that don't work?
Just wait for him to respawn and leave.

You detonate a bomb.





Engineer: Im an engineer, that means i solve problems...And if that dont work. Use more gun.



Engineer: And if that dont work...Use more gun.



Engineer: You are all banned!





Engineer: Time to uninstall Tf2!



Spy: NOOOOOOOO!!



Engineer: I call upon the allmighty power of PONIES!!




Engineer: forget YOU BADSPOT!!



Engineer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!



Engineer Ragequit Ze Gaem Lolz



You appear somewhere else in the world.



A 7eleven



You: Oh my God!



What do you do?

[Snaked_Snake]

Buy coffe in a domo cup, then get a job.

[Landmineman4000²]

Buy a coffee and then smash the building down into loving pieces

[Seath45]

Make the missing textures non-missing.

[Agent Legit 22]

Make the missing textures non-missing.

[lord techno]

Make the missing textures non-missing.

I cant afford the game to fix them, so blame Gaben for it.

[lord techno]

You enter




You: You! Stoopid! Domo Coffee!

Shop Owner: We're all out.



*Groan*



You: HELP! Wanted! I will take Full Time Job Now.



Shop Owner: Splendid! now there are just 3 rules you must abide.



You: Yes...

Shop Owner: Rule #1. No shooting the customers.

Shop Owner: Rule #2. No eating on the job.

Shop Owner: And most importantly! Rule #3.



Shop Owner: NEVER! EVER! Use that Elevator!





You: Da.

Shop Owner: Good. You've got the job.





You: Welcome to SevenEleven. What can i get for you?

Customer: Yes. I need food for my dog.




HOLY stuff! AN ALIEN!



You: Sweet...Lord....

What do you do?

[tber123]

Rule 1) We can't SHOOT the customers.

Obviously the alien is a customer, so let him order something. If he attacks, PUNCH him to death. The owner never said we can't beat customers to death.

[Snaked_Snake]

Rule 1) We can't SHOOT the customers.

Obviously the alien is a customer, so let him order something. If he attacks, PUNCH him to death. The owner never said we can't beat customers to death.

Do this, but try knocking him out if he attacks, if we can't, we gotta kill him.

[Landmineman4000²]

Grab your gun and force the customer into shooting himself

And if the alien intervenes grab it and forget it up the ass

[lord techno]

Grab your gun and force the customer into shooting himself

And if the alien intervenes grab it and forget it up the ass

somebody has issues.

[Superstarxalien169]

Rule 1) We can't SHOOT the customers.

Obviously the alien is a customer, so let him order something. If he attacks, PUNCH him to death. The owner never said we can't beat customers to death.

Do this, but try knocking him out if he attacks, if we can't, we gotta kill him.

Also attend the customer(s).