Help me destroy a robot chicken I got for easter

[Folie à Deux]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyDpjxLsq04

Hi so I've had this robot chicken since easter and it's super obnoxious and it's only been a burden.
What should I do with it to get rid of it, other than throw it in the trash because that's lame.

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[TheABELBOTO]

Mail it to me

[Pie Crust]

Mail it to me. I can guarantee that some starfish in Correo Argentino will steal it from the box so you won't have it and neither will I and we will all be happy.

[Lockebox]

Mail it to me. I have a few wonderful guns that i can shoot it thousands of times with :)

[Folie à Deux]

Mail it to me. I have a few wonderful guns that i can shoot it thousands of times with :)

That sounds amazing, but I don't think I wanna come through with shipping an item, sadly.

[Lockebox]

That sounds amazing, but I don't think I wanna come through with shipping an item, sadly.

Aw what a shame. If you change your mind let me know.

[Slammer1337]

• throw the trash at it until it breaks.
• chuck it in a lake
• bury it and wait for some poor starfish to dig it up later in the future
• the classic baseball-bat-onto-object-at-top-speed
• take the batteries out

[Lego lad]

put a wizard hat on it

[blazerblock2]

hammers always come through when all else fails.  just remember that.

[MunkeyCheez]

hahah that's awesome, keep it OP.

[bestguy22]

• Dig a very deep hole.
• Install an oven in the deep hole.
• Turn on oven.
• Throw chicken into hole.
• Chicken Nuggets
• Sell them to KFC

[Mr Queeba]

shoot, didn't realize this was a crosspost

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Posted this:

crossposting is against the rules -_-

[Folie à Deux]

put a wizard hat on it

I will have to develop a wizard hat, as I don't own one.

shoot, didn't realize this was a crosspost

@Your former post: That's the easy way out.

[Pie Crust]

SInce when is posting something posted on another site against the rules? Doesn't the crossposting rule apply to BLF's boards?