Help me destroy a robot chicken I got for easter

[Bomberguy]

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[PurpleMetro]

crossposting is against the rules -_-

oh my god

[Tenshi]

I want to bury my face in your hair

also

I want that chicken

[Alcatraz is Dearly Sorry]

I want to bury my face in your hair

also

I want that chicken

holy stuff shut up not trying to flame you but you've been utterly creepy and disgusting for the past weeks. just stop being so crêpe.

[Slammer1337]

holy stuff shut up not trying to flame you but you've been utterly creepy and disgusting for the past weeks. just stop being so crêpe.

not trying to sound like a social justice warrior here but he can be homoloveual (either for comedic or actual erotic reasons) if he wants, concerning the fact that no one i've seen in this forum except you has ever really complained about it, so i'd assume no one really cares.

besides, that's actually one of his more tamer posts...

[eboyblue10]

this one is the pure embodiment of annoying

use a blowtorch on it a la ashens

[Xhozer]

mail it to cret and he'll do the rest

[Rally]

1. start fire
2. activate chicken
3. burn chicken while it's doing it's obnoxious stuff
4. watch obnoxious stuff turn into demonic stuff

[*FacePalm*]

not trying to sound like a social justice warrior here but he can be homoloveual (either for comedic or actual erotic reasons) if he wants, concerning the fact that no one i've seen in this forum except you has ever really complained about it, so i'd assume no one really cares.

besides, that's actually one of his more tamer posts...

that's beside the point
i have absolutely no problem with being gay since well, i am,but even i agree he's creepy as forget. sure it's one of his tamer posts but jesus loving christ he needs to back off.

[Alyx Vance]

Use flammenwerfer

[carolcat]

not trying to sound like a social justice warrior here but he can be homoloveual (either for comedic or actual erotic reasons) if he wants, concerning the fact that no one i've seen in this forum except you has ever really complained about it, so i'd assume no one really cares.

besides, that's actually one of his more tamer posts...

you've never been in the post real life pictures of yourself thread, have you?

[Rally]

not trying to sound like a social justice warrior here but he can be homoloveual (either for comedic or actual erotic reasons) if he wants, concerning the fact that no one i've seen in this forum except you has ever really complained about it, so i'd assume no one really cares.

besides, that's actually one of his more tamer posts...

I don't think you understand. tenshi goes out of his way to pile as much flamboyant homoerotic garbage into all of his posts just to make everyone uncomfortable and annoyed, then rolls back on family values the second anyone calls him out on it. it's his literal only reason for existing here.

[SeventhSandwich]

Donate the chicken to poor kids and shave your head.

[Tenshi]

send the chicken to blackmod as an apology with a note attached "please do not deep fry and consume"



and tell us your birthday

[Zoltan]

Smash it with a TV and hope it goes back to its home