ABS FIESTA REDUX

[blockguy™]

please don't make it weird

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[Gojira]

[mook.jpg]: research when

what
also hurricane you made the same typo multiple times
it's aesthian
not asethian

[blockguy™]

what

either roger is getting a lapdance or an ass beating

the safeword is rock fish

[Qwepir]

I stay and listen to the noises of the cantina.

Yukamo comes back a few minutes later.
: [Everything's fine, false alarm. He's stationed on the Akagi, they're currently in port right now. For a while there I was really worried, he said he'd be shipping out for some big push soon, and I thought... nevermind. Not important.]

[Gojira]

or whatever happens when tippy's tipsy
"[That's good to he- wait, what big push?]"

[blockguy™]

or whatever happens when tippy's tipsy

shE'S GONNA TAKE HER HELMET OFF

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy almost takes off her helmet but remembers Roger is in the room.

"Ark divine this is going to take all m-mai concentration to speak pruperly..."

She stumbles onto the desk and flips the battery switch by accident before rocking back onto the bed.

"So i was thinking, K-*hick* Kyle. About our conversation earliar."

[Lockebox]

"Wait what. Taylor i'm not Kyle..."

[Mr. Hurricane]

what
also hurricane you made the same typo multiple times
it's aesthian
not asethian

Duly noted. I spelled Huitzitlaotani wrong too, forgetting the zit in the middle.

It does no justice that I butcher the pronunciations of these words too.


I spot Yui, but am hesitant to approach. She's with Yukamo. They aren't speaking Aesthian.

[Tayasaurus]

"By the ark shutup, you're just trying to averd the conversationz"

Tippy drifts off in her speech but snaps back awake.

"Kyle, you've been avoiding me and that really hertz. And i wan..."

She rests her head in her arms. She's on the brink of sleep.

[Lockebox]

Tippy has mistaken Roger for Kyle. Whatever the hell was in that liquor was working and Roger didn't even have to try. He glances back up to the corner of the ceiling where the folder was.

[Qwepir]

or whatever happens when tippy's tipsy
"[That's good to he- wait, what big push?]"

: [You probably know more about it than I do. Probably has something to do with what you did earlier today, maybe there's an invasion planned or something.]

[blockguy™]

maybe there's an invasion planned or something.]

I'll spare ye

[Gojira]

;)

pls no
"[Right. They mentioned in the briefing was that there was an amphibious invasion coming up, and that we'd be supporting it. I think.]"

[Mr. Hurricane]

I swear if this dreadnought beaches itself like the Yamato tried to do, Jaakko's gonna have a stroke.


I turn and leave the Cantina. There's not much for me. I head towards the rec room.