What nicknames do you call your friends?

[XR-7]

I call the jerk from class austie or (au)tissje because it sounds like autism.
Or jew, because he constantly steals my stuff.

My friend calls me Austie cause my name is Austin.

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[AtlasBlue]

I often call Mitchell Bitchell and Dameon Gaymeon.

I always get called big money for some reason. I wonder why, I'm the whitest person I've ever met.

[Tumbleweed]

 i dont haev frinds :(

[Tokerovin]

We all call each other 'moulinyan' which is Italian for eggplant and roughly translates to 'monday.'

This has been going on for so long that the emphasis on how we say 'mooly' can determine which of our friends we are describing.

[Ceist]

Douchebag McWaters, Krokodiles, Ferocious Kroshus, Mad, friend, Hypster, Westicles, Compass, Little Feather, Captain America, Wolverine, Sheriff, Muddy Waters, Chreeees, monday, Stupid monday

sometimes we call each other different names. like i have two friends, one is named allen, the other is ayden, and ill mix them up sometimes.

[sir dooble]

I don't actually have any nicknames for my friends.
Some have nicknames for me.
But mostly we have nicknames for other people.


Although not an official nickname, it's common to greet friends with "Alright gayboy?"

[carolcat]

research senpai, art senpai, cunt, asswipe, alx, alpo
qwepr, qwep

then for my real life friends:
marinara
mang (i used to call him 'football mang' but then he quit football), texas (his first 3 names are william houston walter)
studentburger

[Zanaran2]

i call them all little stuff

[hodot]

sam: super sand

i call Boink! boinkies sometimes

[Redconer]

Redboner

Oh my god why would you do this

[Pie Crust]

Bro, indio, patasucia, gordo, salame, banana, bananero, locuela, loquita and grone.

[Biohazard]

nerd, friend
but its ok

[Shizza04]

i got a friend named michael
i call him:
mixtape mike, mike, mikey, mikey-boy, big M, miggo, migger (rarely), and mcmichael (also rarely)

call him michael schmidt

[Machaty]

Andy
Drew
Andy-drew
Wise wiesner
Dizzy Izzy
Jewy
Shut up Dylan

[dargereldren]

whats goin on with the kerning in this part?

on-topic though, I don't really use nicknames either online or irl.