santa clause is not who you think he is. the truth has been revealed.

[Starkiller]

Santa is Mexican for saint... so Santa is Mexican. and since he is Mexican we can assume he rides a lawn mower not a sleigh.

and on top of that. Santa is the feminine version of the word. so Santa is actually a female Mexican who rides a lawn mower.

and further more. he is depicted as a male, so we can only explain this as him being a hermaphrodite.

and to appeal to the soccer moms, the candy he leaves in your kids stockings is cocaine

so we have a Mexican hermaphrodite who rides a flying lawn mower who hops borders and gives your kids drugs...

your parents lied to you all... twice.

[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

Lol, loving gold.

[the hacker]

[Barack Obama]

Hello fellow Citizens,

Racism is not a joke nor is it to be made fun of, I was bullied as a kid and it haunts me to this day

That is all.

[Decepticon]

Hello fellow Citizens,

Racism is not a joke nor is it to be made fun of, I was bullied as a kid and it haunts me to this day

That is all.

Obama speaks the truth.

[Cloudworxz]

Well now.

[The GI of MA]

um
ok

[Pie Crust]

Damn it, I need to call

[Ragequit]

those damn beanbag spics need to go back to mexico yeehaw

[Decepticon]

Damn it, I need to call

i've already tried them.

their only worker is slow as forget, don't use them

[espio100]

Santa Clause comes from a dutch thing 'sinterklaas' wich is about a saint who give kids to the good and poor kids on the 6 december. 'Merica "stole" it and made their own similar version on the 25 december (We name it "kerstman"). The dutch took it back and now has "2" santa's.

Sinterklaas is a saint from spain (originally from turkey). Here is how he looks like with his 2 servants.




EDIT:

The modern figure of Santa Claus is derived from the Dutch figure of Sinterklaas, whose name is a dialectal pronunciation of Saint Nicholas

Thanks wikipedia.

[Starkiller]

snip

hush...

[XR-7]

I got Doritos for Christmas one year. This only further proves the point.

[Redconer]

Oh lord

[Slammer1337]

waht.