True Average snake Size Revealed: Who knew?!

[SgtDaemon]

oh stuff im actually avarage

dude i thought i was some form of smurf mutant

[Ad Bot]

[Alkatjo]

what happens when you're twice that of average, are you super average or a monster?

[Jubel]

what happens when you're twice that of average, are you super average or a monster?

when you are twice the average you're a liar

[77x5ghost2]

what happens when you're twice that of average, are you super average or a monster?

you are a horse

[XR-7]

when you are twice the average you're a liar

And don't walk around in public.

[Alyx Vance]

mad foreskin overhang

Oh, that makes sense. I lack foreskin and I've only seen one picture(gif) of what uncircumcised looks like.

[ThatRandomGuy]

This man



Is Laughing at all of you. No, seriously he got pulled out of line at an airport because the TSA actually thought he had a gun in his pants.

[bestguy22]

This man



Is Laughing at all of you. No, seriously he got pulled out of line at an airport because the TSA actually thought he had a gun in his pants.

i remember him but if he had a better face it would be nice :(

[Evar678]

7 INCH CLUB BAY BEEEE

[Trogtor]

where do you measure from

[Ipquarx]

where do you measure from

im wondering this myself

[Trogtor]

i mean i would say im fairly above average but i don't want to get my hopes up

[MoltenKitten]

oh stuff im actually avarage

dude i thought i was some form of smurf mutant

It's because everyone goes around bragging about having large snakees when they really are just normal or small. Like it even matters how big it is.

[sir dooble]

where do you measure from

If I remember correctly it's along the top of the snake, from the very base of it at the pubic bone, all the way to the tip of the glans.

[Daswiruch]

This man

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Is Laughing at all of you. No, seriously he got pulled out of line at an airport because the TSA actually thought he had a gun in his pants.

jonah falcon, true lord of the richard