Don't worry, one day he will realise he is gay and be thrown in to a pit of masculine defensive mental torment, eventually breaking down in front of his father, who is so disgusted with his son that he beats him regularly. After years of this the boys life has been destroyed, relationships ended and he is alone and friendless, then you appear, the forgiving guardian angel that has come to heal his wounds and help him overcome his difficulties. Then you tell his dad you found him sucking off the football team and film his domestic beating and upload it to YouTube under the title "dad beats cigarette"
And then you will have your justice.