Author Topic: How to deal with the edgelord from my class?  (Read 8189 times)

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Funfact: He is a CoD console scrub.
He once challanged me in BO2.

Funfact: He is a CoD console scrub.
He once challanged me in BO2.
tell him you have a 5.7 kd and then photoshop it
also tell him you have advanced warfare and all the CoD games

there is no cure for such edgelords. sometimes they drop out early though.

there is no cure for such edgelords. sometimes they drop out early though.
He got bad grades so he'll probably has to do this year again. So I got that going for me.

Don't worry, one day he will realise he is gay and be thrown in to a pit of masculine defensive mental torment, eventually breaking down in front of his father, who is so disgusted with his son that he beats him regularly. After years of this the boys life has been destroyed, relationships ended and he is alone and friendless, then you appear, the forgiving guardian angel that has come to heal his wounds and help him overcome his difficulties. Then you tell his dad you found him sucking off the football team and film his domestic beating and upload it to YouTube under the title "dad beats cigarette"
And then you will have your justice.

Don't worry, one day he will realise he is gay and be thrown in to a pit of masculine defensive mental torment, eventually breaking down in front of his father, who is so disgusted with his son that he beats him regularly. After years of this the boys life has been destroyed, relationships ended and he is alone and friendless, then you appear, the forgiving guardian angel that has come to heal his wounds and help him overcome his difficulties. Then you tell his dad you found him sucking off the football team and film his domestic beating and upload it to YouTube under the title "dad beats cigarette"
And then you will have your justice.

10/10


stuff was intense again at religion. So his friend "who dares to bitch slap" didn't have a pen and stole the one of my friend sitting next to me. Ofcourse I couldn't shut my mouth and said something like "loving jew get your own." and he threw my friends pen like loving hard towards me (and missed) and he broke it. gj. I picked it up and gave it back to my friend, or whats left of it. Then the edgelord said "Hey, want another pen" I saw him looking at my pen while I was spinning it arround my fingers and already knew he was going to take mine. I tought like. Eventually after 2 mins of him asking if he wants another loving pen he said yes because he was busy with Iduno what. The edgelord grabbed my pen but I still held onto mine and he was pulling and spinning the pan like loving crazy and trying too hard until... It broke too. 10/10, gj. Luckely the teacher saw it and was asking the edgelord wtf was going on and what he is doing. Guess his reply? "Hurrdurr harry stole my pen and now he broke it, hurrdurr". Pulling the innocent card again and all his buttbudies agrees with him making it my fault. Ofcourse my buttbudies saw the whole thing and defended me turning this into a whole argument untill she asked us to do our whole story 'n stuff.

so yahh...

Teacher told me to stop saying autism if they are being childish again.



threaten him.
With what? That I'm going to beat him up? I look like a nerd that barely can lift a bag of potatoes.
Is he skinny?
Yeah, but stronger than me.

then lift 2 bags. show him your strength outperforms your wits.

then lift 2 bags. show him your strength outperforms your wits.
10/10 would bring bag of potatoes to school.
But what if I beat him up with the potatoes?

sacrifice him

Whats his ethnicity?