Do this. Buy laxantive pills (dry ones), grind them up and sprinkle it in his drinks, foods and snakes and wait for the motherforgeter to dare take a bite.
With what? That I'm going to beat him up? I look like a nerd that barely can lift a bag of potatoes.
lift a bag of potatoes and say "TAKE THAT NERD"
is he a scene kid
answer thisif hes emo/scene then the hilarity is doubled 2 fold
10/10 would bring bag of potatoes to school.But what if I beat him up with the potatoes?
An eye for an eyethat's all i can say