Name 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart *Second Edition!*

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1) If you want to copy something from the older thread, just make sure its funny.

2) Don't count your posts.

That's all, now post.

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[ThatRandomGuy]

1. Masturbate in the changing rooms
2. vomit on a person
3. shoot the store up

[Alyx Vance]

Since the furry thread was under this topic I misread the title as 'Name 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart *Furry Edition!*' which made me think of this:

4. Have a furry 'convention' in the main area

[Echoes]

3. shoot the store up

how can they kick you out when theres no one left?

c:

[ThatRandomGuy]

how can they kick you out when theres no one left?

c:

When you shoot like a stormtrooper and miss everyone
5. wear a skyrim cosplay to walmart
6. Wear a fallout cosplay to walmart
7. pretend to be a dog with rabies
8. paint a richard on the floor
9. throw McDonalds at infants

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

10. Scream as loud as you can whenever someone walks by you

[SpongeCraft1212]

11. Walk through a tower of cans.

[TheEpicRobot]

12. take an hour to get all your items scanned and then not pay for it

13. say anything about kroger

14. steal a pen

[ßlöükfáce]

15. make people suck your dong for money

[mp7964]

16. blast bobby shmurda over the intercom

[Refticus]

17. make a box fort in the alchohol isle.

[The GI of MA]

18. have a roosterfight with a customer
19. be me

[Pie Crust]

20. Go to the wine isle and change the sign from "Wine" to "Water" while doing a Jesus cosplay.

[YayFun]

21. Attention shoppers, "Go eat a bucket of aborted fetuses".

[Blocky943]

22. stand on one of the product indicator signs and suck your own richard