Name 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart *Second Edition!*

[Ben Grapevine]

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    Count to X threads


Rickroll, duckroll, ear rape, screaming flash and any other general trap link friendry results in ban.

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[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

We're not counting.

[Mr Queeba]

23. Hack one of the vending machines.

[K3k0m@n]

24. climb inside one of the vending machines.

[Refticus]

25. make the vending machine your new home

[Rigel]

26. Replace all vending machine drinks with sperm. Doesn't have to be yours.

[Alcatraz is Dearly Sorry]

27. whip the forget out of the female cashier when she charges you mone

[-Setro-]

we'renotcounting. Steal a BB gun and shoot the lights out with it

[77x5ghost2]

29. ear rape everyone with rick roll by using the speakers

[Alyx Vance]

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Count to X threads means threads that are specifically meant to count
"Count to 10" "Count to 20" etc

29. ear rape everyone with rick roll by using the speakers

You're 28 dammit.


29. Build toilet paper forts

[Pie Crust]

28. Steal a BB gun and shoot the lights out with it

Alyx, you can't mathematics.

31. Take a stuff in every shoebox.

[Alyx Vance]

Alyx, you can't mathematics.

31. Take a stuff in every shoebox.

My bad, I thought that his wasn't part of the reasons because he didn't number it.

[Malleo100]

32. Have an unscheduled concert with your friends by playing mediocre music with instruments that don't sound well together

[gr8dayseth]

so we're doing this again ay?
33. Steal the entire building

[AtlasBlue]

34: Load pictures of Rule 34 all over the Electronics area