Author Topic: Name 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart *Second Edition!*  (Read 2056 times)

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35: chase people around the store in a hockey mask
36: pull a lawn chair in front of the tvs and just watch
37: ride a bike inside

38: jump behind the cashier in the in-store mcdonalds
38.5: play metallica's enter sandman through the store speakers
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39: stuff on the floor in a line

40. Slash the tires in the tires section
41. Start a fire in the tires section
42. Let loose a bunch of moths/silverfish in the clothing sections

43. Suck the manager's richard


45. drink from the water fountain

46. start a high-speed bike chase in the store with two other people and when employees confront you, scatter and ride around the store aimlessly

47.Cosplay as Nabi to one of the customers

48. Buy a gun from them then start shooting everything in the clothing section screaming "Riddler DID NOTHING WRONG"

48. Buy a nerf gun from them then start shooting everything in the clothing section screaming "Riddler DID NOTHING WRONG"
ftfy

49. dress up as shrek, go in to the manager's office, and yell "WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MAH SWAHMP"

50. Build a shopping cart battering ram and run into people and glass things
51. Steal candy from a baby
52. Buy a drink from the in-store McDonalds and then throw it back at the cashier.

49. dress up as shrek, go in to the manager's office, and yell "WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MAH SWAHMP"
-shrek the raping machine-
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 06:16:16 AM by Shizza04 »

53. put shower heads in the kosher food section
54. dislike walmart
55. be white in walmart