Author Topic: help im sick  (Read 1649 times)

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so anyway today i woke up and puked everywhere
i mean forgetin everywhere
also i had a splitting headache and diarrhea
i was fine yesterday tho
can someone diagnose me?
(i'm fine with joke diagnoses so yeah)
EDIT: also whenevr i move around i feel dizzy
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 10:10:18 AM by The GI of MA »

hello sick im doughboy

You've offended your own body, and it now trying to evacuate.
I assume you committed a mortal sin.

forgeted up your stomach or the usual virus crap

go see a doctor you dingus

forgeted up your stomach or the usual virus crap

go see a doctor you dingus
They don't necessarily appreciate it when you go to them while vomiting and having your stomach contents drain out of your backside.


You've offended your own body, and it now trying to evacuate.
I assume you committed a mortal sin.
save me satan

forgeted up your stomach or the usual virus crap

go see a doctor you dingus
i'm not exactly comfortable going out like this, especially with the trots


Sounds like a stomach virus, when you can get it down drink a bit of peppermint tea to help with the nausea and make sure to keep taking in fluids, otherwise see a doctor for antibiotics if it doesn't go away soon, as persistent stomach viruses can be extremely uncomfortable and sometimes take too long to beat with your own immune system that it leaves you feeling stuffty for days.

Dizziness may stem from dehydration (which if you have been puking w/ dirrahea, its more likely you are experiencing) so keep drinking water.

no dont drink water drink gunpowder and have explosive diarrhea so you can ass-rocket your way to the moon and claim it for blockland

no dont drink water drink gunpowder and have explosive diarrhea so you can ass-rocket your way to the moon and claim it for blockland
great idea
brb finding gunpowder

 sorry sir, but you have sheep aids

or your just overreacting to hell


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right now I'm ill, nose blocked and tired
also warm