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When I was 10-11 years old, I started looking at research, on my family's laptop which was in the living room. I was dumb and didn't know a lot about computers, so I didn't use incognito mode, and didn't clear history. Hell, I even bookmarked a research site once, yeah...
So, one day I was browsing research, where nobody was in the same room, and im watching a video. Suddenly, the computer freezes. Yes, it was a stuff-tier conputer, and it even had a hard drive failure recently.
Then to make things even worse, I hear my family pressing the keypad to open the door. Then, with the research site still visible, they enter the room from outside.
I decide to shut the laptop and play like nothing happened. Later, I decide to try to drain the battery. I was unaware that you can hold the power button down. And to my shock, it didn't work, at least very inefficiently. I was running out of ideas at this point, so I decide to tell my parents and pull the "virus" card.
My dad takes the laptop. I'm scared as forget. But, when he opened it, nothing appeared, only a black screen.
So he holds down the power button and restarts it. He enters the password at start-up, and there's nothing on the screen other than the desktop.
I'm loving relieved.

I was looking at research once too. I got an erection. The end.

I was looking at research once too. I got an erection. The end.
woah me too
spooky


Today I got lost riding my bike through the countryside in Vietnam and found a little pagoda, there I met a nun and she gave me some water and food, in return I helped her with her artichoke garden and taught her English.
Ended up staying for a few hours talking with her, she just about never leaves the small pagoda and she expresses how lonely and quiet it can be.
Devoting yourself to such things ain't easy.

Devoting yourself to such thongs ain't easy.
Please tell me that was a typo.

Anyways, here's my story.
I was heading home from feeding the cattle and I decided to take a shortcut through the forest. One of my shepards was with me and she suddenly sat infront of a tree and looked at it. I leaned over and this was in it.


a few years ago i asked my dad if i could use his laptop and he said yes, so i went on his google chrome and one of the "most visited" sites was "Lesbians in Little China"

i pokerfaced throughout that entire afternoon