How do you bathe, forums?

[XR-7]

okay good because when i read about jimmy johns' motto i began to worry a bit

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[Nonnel]

get in
be half asleep for 20 minutes
wash
be half asleep for 20 minutes
get out

[AcornCake]

stand in shower and zone out

[Jaxx]

wake up too early
stumble bleary eyed into the shower
make the water too hot and immediately fall asleep under the shower
wake up half an hour later, do a terrible job of washing myself
stand under the shower for a while yet
turn it off and refuse to leave because it's cold
go back to bed because forget it

[Doughboy]

in cis tears

[Bomberguy]

quick somebody get that burn gif or whatever it is with the rapping battle

+31337 points if you can notice the difference

[Clone v.117]

What's the point in bathing when you're just gonna get covered in pusillanimous individual again? :/

[Dragonslayer182]

Shower until the hot water runs out

[Alyx Vance]

5-15 minutes of showering normally

[Rigel]

> Shower for what I think is 5 minutes
> get out
> mom says "took you long enough..."
> look at time
> I was in there for an hour and thirty minutes

[Toxicology]

4 hour shower

[TheEpicRobot]

in a bubble bath :D

showah
hair
face
body
dun

[}]Crazy[{]

I bathe rela-
woah...

what the forget just happened to my screen!?

anyway
I bathe relaxed, I always take my time too. I shower alot, though.

[espio100]

While masturbating.

[Snaked_Snake]

I bathe in the blood of dead kittens, puppies and babies.

Makes me smell like lemon combined with apple.