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Bacon is the pig of beef.

Sea turtles not making it back to the water.
13 (29.5%)
Socks that end up stiff when you don't wash them enough.
7 (15.9%)
Does the five second rule apply to soup?
20 (45.5%)
Snakes are just homeless turtles.
4 (9.1%)

Total Members Voted: 44

Author Topic: THIS IS ABOUT THE BACON  (Read 1822 times)


ones fakt that not know is not fully realise is bacon also be come from turkey. Turkey neck ballsacks can be chopped into strips of not pig beef bacon but instead of that be self proclaimed "Turkey bacon is the turkey of pig"

Also another fact that ones may not know is that snakes are just homeless turtles.


what about tuna with bacon

Tuna doesn't have hooves.

Can't

Buses of the Soviet Union are red like the snow on Moon as my uncle Igor told me once when I visited him back in 2045. He offered me bacon provided I said nothing about the flutes in his closet. The hooved tunas did nothing to stop the invasion of the maggots coming from the South.


And that's how the joke was killes :(


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