This is the loving author
I'm like 98% sure this is satire now
"Leonard Delaney writes from the heart instead of
wasting time with research or experience. Living a
clean lifestyle has allowed him to focus on doing good in school, honing his writing, and tinkering with technology. He lives well outside of Toronto
with his mother and her cat while maintaining a long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, Misty (aka Éowyn16),
who no longer responds to his direct messages, but he remains hopeful for a future with. Leonard is a co-founder of provocative fiction peddling publisher Forest City Pulp."
