drop a fake baggie of weed and make them roll it and smoke it, and make them wonder why they're not getting high, and then tell them it's catnip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ7CSrcjo_4
call in the Pooping Bandit
But...Caballero de Mierda has moved on from college!
Step 1:Acquire Hand grenade
Except you can get high off of catnip.
i highly doubt that