Wearing those clothes: An inside look on clothes-wearing

[IkeTheGeneric]

Clothes: The best way to cover your naked self. Clothing was invented back in the late cretaceous era by a bunch of chimpanzees who couldn't stop dying from several different kind of plagues.

What are clothes, you ask?

Once our ancient forefathers shed their body hair to adapt to their surroundings, we started to create clothes for ourselves because of many, many reasons.

Way back when, clothes not only kept you protected from the elements through regulating body temperature or keeping skin from being exposed to the sun, clothes also kept dirt off of our more sensitive areas and also kept us from becoming infested with insects. Much like the reason we started sleeping on mattresses raised off the ground, clothes' main attribute is healthiness.

Clothes were a must-have for winter weather. Our newly-hairless bodies didn't provide warmth during the harsh, cold conditions, so we started wearing animal furs and vegetation to keep in our body heat. Over time, cultures adapted their clothing to certain purposes, from pockets to scabbards, hats to masks, shoes to sandals, clothes not only were vital in survival, but also became a forefront in stylization. What we wore determined many, many different kinds of things; things such as wealth, class, occupation, bloodline, affiliations with groups, cities or kingdoms, statements etc.

The benefit to wearing clothes for the appearance Annoying Orangeed wearing clothes for survival. Instead of wearing the warmest furs, people began to wear radiant garments, or intimidating, but impractical pieces of armor. One of the biggest defining moments in human culture is when we started to make and wear clothing.

Clothing defines who we are, and reinforces our strong sense of individualism. Discuss your clothes, others clothes and your most/least favorite clothing article here!

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[Bin]

can i put out that i simply couldn't mentally process newspeed's thread

"The jail cell called clothes. I feel the freedom everytime I take a shower and regret leaving because I know I will have to return."

like seriously wHAT THE forget

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

i personally wear the flesh of dead animals to assert my superiority as apex predator

[otto-san]

THE ONLY CLOTHING I NEED IS THE BLOOD AND FLESH OF MY FALLEN ENEMIES ON THE BATTLEFIELD

[mod-man]

i love leather jackets. i specially love over-shirts, and jewelry has started being a thing for me

[IkeTheGeneric]

i personally wear the flesh of dead animals to assert my superiority as apex predator

There are many things wrong with that, but I'm not sure enough about my social status to contest it

[CapTMeaT]

girl jammies are so comfy :~)

[gr8dayseth]

well uh lets see
i wear a shirt
i wear a pant
and i wear a under where
maybe a sock or two at times

[ßlöükfáce]

*crosses his fingers hoping for more suit wearers*

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

panties, cute dresses, and knee high socks

[Aoki¹]

can we discuss dogs wearing clothes??

[carolcat]

girl jammies are so comfy :~)

men's pj pants are better because:
longer pants
pOCKETS

seriously i bought some men's fleece pajama pants from walmart and they were so comfortable. i feel so lost when i wear my women's pants because my ankles are freezing and i have nowhere to put my hands

[IkeTheGeneric]

can we discuss dogs wearing clothes??

Keep that stuff outta my topic before I have a meltdown

[gr8dayseth]

can we discuss dogs wearing clothes??

hue-mans only

[Bomb Kirby]

can we discuss dogs wearing clothes??

yes