post your favorite joke of all time

[hodot]

I saw a guy in an AA meeting once, he said "I did the hokey pokey and I turned myself around."

The hospital clerk told me, "he was in and out, in and out..."

He often came in and began having a terrible seizure. You could say he was, "shaking all about."

He went to his therapist and his therapist asked him about his parents.

that's what it's all about.

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[McZealot]

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat up the bulb for being black.

[Blocky943]

Last weekend, an Asian mother in a couple gave birth to a Caucasian child. The doctor was baffled! "This can't be right! Two Wongs don't make a white!"

[Maxwell.]

what has more brains than a Gritty Grapnel school student

the wall behind them

[hodot]

two-thirty is chinese toothache time

[Daswiruch]

a programmer's wife tells him to go to the store and pick up twelve eggs and if they have apples, get three
he returns with three eggs

[tnatsissA]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=142931

hue

[The Resonte!]

why couldn't the kid go see the pirate movie?

because it was rated AAARRRRRRRR!

[Freek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw&feature=player_detailpage#t=187

[Becquerel]

a programmer's wife tells him to go to the store and pick up twelve eggs and if they have apples, get three
he returns with three eggs

i actually chuckled at this
pretty clever with the usage of a if function

[CapTMeaT]

i got a great knock knock joke if someone starts me off

[Zay]

knock knock

[CapTMeaT]

whos there

[Freek]

boo

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

the holocaust