My mom gets really cold for no reason what so ever so she told me to get wood. I obliged and slipped into my poofy coat and went outside. Stepping off the porch I slid a bit on. The ice but managed to keep my balance. Walk to my woodshed, get wood, walk back. I step on the ice and slide. I fell sideways onto the wood I was carrying. I got the wind knocked out of me. Now my ribs hurt a lot.
Tl;dr
forget you father winter