Bad Puns!

[Snoop Da Dogg]

Hello, there! Let me introduce myself. My name is Snoop Da Dogg. I'm pretty new here on these forums, and this is the first thread I've created. I'm hoping to get to know you all a bit more, through the art of bad puns.

Anyway, onto the game. Post any and all bad puns you think of here for everyone on the Blockland forums to hate you for. There are no rules. Just throw whatever you've got out there.
I'll kick this thread off to a good start. Hopefully.

"Ever heard of the movie Constipation?"
"No."
"That's because it hasn't come out yet."
im sorry this isn't actually my pun.
  i got it from nintendocaprisun
     don't sue

[Ad Bot]

[The GI of MA]

i try not to spend too much time online but wi-fight it?

[pefu19]

I don't trust the stairs because they're always up to something.

[Camera]

Why can't you take the oyster's pearl? She'll hear you.

[Chimpanzee]

Kim Kardashian's existence is a global-scale disasster to humanity.

This thread is a puntastic idea. It makes me want to eat some puncakes tomorrow morning.

[Epicduke]

There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

[MoltenKitten]

I'm gonna punish you for making such a bad thread

[Snoop Da Dogg]

I'm gonna punish you for making such a bad thread

punish?

[Hawt]

"ever heard of the user called betel"

"no"

"that's because he's not banned on his new alt yet"

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

you guys should hear the puns i make when im playing with this one friend in particular
they're awful, he hates them, and its punny as hell.

[Landmineman4000²]

What do you call a bear who sells Polars?

A Polar selling Bear!

[espio100]

the ending of angel beats was so hearthless
(You have to see the anime to understand)

[AtlasBlue]

Why did the father not have pants to wear to work in the morning?


His kids got his genes.

[joe411]

[Lego lad]

a-are you from Tennessee..?