Do you need Jesus?

[SBG]

I need Admiral "Allah" Ackbar

[Ad Bot]

[The GI of MA]

I need Admiral "Allah" Ackbar

allahu akbar

[carolcat]

So your richard got whipped, had to carry a cross, was crucified by being nailed onto a cross, and rose from the dead? K

do you say that to all the mexican guys named jesus, too?

[Swat 3]

I hate religious people, they're just convinced starfishs who feel the need to force what they believe on others. forget you God, that is if you exist.

Of course. not all are like that, but really if you feel the need to "convert" others to a god damn faith you deserve to be shot in the legs then hooked up to a cutting board having your arms chopped while your ears are rung by an extreme loudness.

you need jesus

[XR-7]

I hate religious people, they're just convinced starfishs who feel the need to force what they believe on others. forget you God, that is if you exist.

Of course. not all are like that, but really if you feel the need to "convert" others to a god damn faith you deserve to be shot in the legs then hooked up to a cutting board having your arms chopped while your ears are rung by an extreme loudness.

I don't know where you grew up, but I certainly feel sorry for you.
Unless you're joking and I'm not picking up on it.

[Maxwell.]

no I need help

[carolcat]

no I need help

fun story, one time i was working at a haunted house and screamed "save me" at a lady and she just yelled back "I CAN'T EVEN SAVE MYSELF HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO SAVE YOU"

[Rainzx¹]

I don't want to spend half of each Sunday going to a church.
There are plenty of other religions that don't require large amounts of time wasting to be apart of.

I hate religious people, they're just convinced starfishs who feel the need to force what they believe on others.

Not all religions like to force themselves on others, don't generalize it like that.

[MoltenKitten]

I just went on e621

I need Jesus badly

[Bisjac]

Not all religions like to force themselves on others, don't generalize it like that.

but Christianity here that is on topic.
requires them to...

[Yes]

I practice Christian atheism, in which the moral teachings of Jesus are followed, but God is only a metaphor and is non-existent.

[-Fate-]

jesus and god spelled backwards sounds like dog sausage

[Ragequit]

If you're Christian you believe that God (you should know who this is) sent down his son (Jesus) to save humanity from sin through his death and resurrection.

is god a homo

[Maxwell.]

is god a homo

yes

[Kingdaro]

I practice Christian atheism, in which the moral teachings of Jesus are followed, but God is only a metaphor and is non-existent.

Pretty much the same as "not being a stuffty person".