Uncle's Tricks (creepypasta)

[The GI of MA]

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[kibcob]

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Don't get them...
Uncle will blast my head into smithereens if he sees any authority ask about me.

[Decepticon]

Don't get them...
Uncle will blast my head into smithereens if he sees any authority ask about me.

too late i've already contacted
http://www.usmarshals.gov/
https://www.cia.gov/index.html
http://www.lapdonline.org/
https://dps.mn.gov/divisions/msp/Pages/default.aspx
http://www.nd.gov/ndhp/
http://nyc.gov/nypd
http://www.chp.ca.gov/
http://www.dea.gov/
https://www.atf.gov/
http://www.co.mclennan.tx.us/sheriff/
http://www.lasd.org/

the list goes on and on

your uncle is now considered a wanted fugitive, the swat will be busting down the door any moment now

[Maxwell.]

http://www.chp.ca.gov/

this is none of that damn canadas business, NOTHING is

[The GI of MA]

OP is most likely getting raped now, thanks decepticon

[Decepticon]

this is none of that damn canadas business, NOTHING is

that's CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!

[Maxwell.]

that's CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMNIT THIS IS CANADAS FAULT

[kibcob]

that's CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!

cali does suck tho its just farmland

[Decepticon]

OP is most likely getting raped now, thanks decepticon

it's okay he's probably used to it

the DEA should find his uncle's hackysack to really be filled with cocaine and heroin, which he always tried to get OP hooked on subtly.

the ATF should effectively cause a large shootout like the waco siege once again, before saving few survivors as his uncle's home burns slowly to the ground.

http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/may/predators_051711

[Ragequit]

what
loving can't even
WHAT

[Zay]

what the forget

[Mr Man]

[Decepticon]

anytime now we should be hearing from OP about his daring escape from his uncle with the sheriff's deputies and local police

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