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Author Topic: I got attacked by a fox  (Read 2482 times)

I can't recall of wild animals ever attacking me, but I've been mauled by a dog before
Aren't all the wild animals in Scotland obese?

pie crust youre rlly gay


Hence why I think it was protecting babies
Animals will do anything to protect their children
If you're just walking by my house can I beat you up and claim I was just protecting my house? OP clearly stated he was keeping his distance when it attacked.

thank god pie crust is banned

Aren't all the wild animals in Scotland obese?
ah yes that's a sign of good resources, reinforcing that scotlands better than england so probably

I think someone in my dad's family got attacked by a fox at one time. I don't know who it was and it wasn't serious.

the furries are getting more aggressive

thank god pie crust is banned
Better hope this falls back before it wears off

If you're just walking by my house can I beat you up and claim I was just protecting my house? OP clearly stated he was keeping his distance when it attacked.
Did you even read
Maybe it had babies and you were near them?

I mean, a parent and it's babies are separate physical entities. It's perfectly reasonable to suggest that he may have stumbled too close to some small, hidden babies without being near the parent.

Also, animals aren't capable of rational thought as much as humans. 4.5meters is quite to close for comfort for most animals
« Last Edit: March 24, 2015, 11:06:39 PM by Headcrab Zombie »

the animals are going to hunt you down if you don't stop loving wolves

the animals are going to hunt you down if you don't stop loving wolves
wolves are obviously the superior animal


you're now going to turn into pie crust.
you was bitten by a werefox.
god help you

After a long and boring day of school I was walking home and the walk normally takes about 10-15min so I was walking then I see this fox in the middle of my drive way so I walk around it keeping my distance ( about 4 and a half meters ) and doing nothing intimidating just walking then all of a sudden I see this guy running and he bites my calf so I kicked him and he charged again but I kicked him as hard as I could and it sent him away. I didn't kill him but I had to limp home and I was lucky I was wearing my jeans and mid-calf length leather boots so I didn't necessarily get bitten just pinched but I checked with my mother to see if I was up to date with my shots and I am. I don't have to take a rabies shot or anything but at the time I didn't realize it hadn't drawn any blood. No signs of damage on my part but I am still wondering why this fox attacked me.

Hope you're right about it not drawing blood because foxes are a rabies vector species, and rabies is 99% fatal when symptoms develop.